How to Set Up an Appointment With Me
My incall location is a private apartment in a discreet, safe neighborhood, a couple of blocks from Lake Merritt, Oakland. I’m a 5 minute walk from both 19th Street and Lake Merritt BART stations.
I’m very friendly, warm and welcoming if you follow this etiquette, but will end the call immediately if you violate this etiquette.
1. You can call, text, or email me, via the info below. Whichever mode you choose, please introduce yourself with your name, which type of service you are interested in, for how long, and what date/time.
(Please don’t just say, “Hey, you working tonight?” or “Hey, you available?” It’s rude! I strive to build a relationship with my clients, and that’s no way to start a relationship! If you send a dick pic you will be blocked.)
If you ask me questions that I have already explained on these Services pages, I will end the call.
3. Do not ask me about any other services I have not listed, I will end the call. If you use sexually explicit language or ask for sexual favors, I will end the call.
4. The more you indicate you’ve read my entire site and understand my services/prices/policies before contacting me, the happier I’ll be, and the better service I’ll provide. You want your provider happy, don’t you? Good! I want you happy too! 🙂
5. Outcalls require a travel fee and deposit, as discussed on the Services page.
Etiquette When We Meet:
* When we meet, please make sure your hygiene is impeccable. I have a shower here, and showering is mandatory. I also have single-use toothbrushes. Soap up, wash all those cracks and crevices, brush your teeth–and get ready for a great time!
I am always freshly showered and clean and I expect the same.
* Once you arrive to my incall location, or when I arrive to your outcall location, please have the agreed gift prepared discreetly Inside an open envelope and hand it to me within our first minutes together.
* Make sure you are respectful. Gentlemen that treat me with respect and courtesy will be treated in kind. I like to be pampered, and I like to pamper…
(Call or text – but I don’t pick up calls from blocked/private numbers)